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cartel:

when will they make water proof books so I can read in the shower or bath

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zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

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despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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thnksfrthbttfck:

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

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kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

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trendingly:

Starbucks we’re on to you

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

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  • Me: *reading in bedroom*
  • Parents: We're going out to take care of some things.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: And we're taking your siblings with us.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: So you'll be alone for a bit.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: Don't do anything crazy.
  • Me: *reading*
  • Parents: *leave with my siblings*
  • Me: *stops reading*
  • Me: *emerges from room*
  • Me: *tiptoes into living room*
  • Me: *sits on couch*
  • Me: *continues reading*
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jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

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mandicreally:

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

"I did my time" damn straight

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